Sunday, January 24, 2010

I have a lot on my mind...


Brain farting Karla is brain farting. :B

This is just...one of those thoughts I had one night. I wasn't even thinking of anything breakfast or Ozzy Osbourne-related. XD Sometimes...what goes on in my mind...can be kind of scary...For those of you who know me in real life...be thankful I don't vocalize these things. ^^;

Iiiiiin other news...I have a seriously huge urge to watch the Ghost in Shell series (SAC and 2nd GiG), along with all three films. Even though I've already watched both animes, like, five times. I never get tired of cyborg badassery. <3

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Neurotic Musings of Dr. Brenfriz


The Neurotic Musings of Dr. Brenfriz - a series about the maddest of all mad scientists, Dr. Brenfriz, and his roommate who struggles to keep things in order as well as his sanity in check, Francis.

AKA: more proof that I am indeed batshit insane and I need some serious outlet. :D ...It was either this, or me bitching about Macy's again. XD It's a great little series I've had in my mind for a whole year and even wrote a few scripts. However, the last time my computer crashed the scripts (and scripts for other comics) were lost and I'm hoping to recover them or re-write them from memory - and I have a damn good memory, oh yeah, boyee, fo' shizzle, dawg. :D *is shot* x_x

His name is a play on the word "brainfreeze" - just to be random. XD And Francis...well, he's self-explanatory. :)

Saturday, January 9, 2010

I love to make people wait


Ha! Ha! Ruined another customer's day! Go me! The fools do not realize that my job is to make you wait and further inconvenience your already busy day! Take that, people whose lives are obviously more important than mine! >:D

Yeah, this actually happened the following day. When customers ask us to place the items they intend to purchase on hold, we have to write their name down, tape it on to the hanger and if it's more than one item, keep them together with a rubber band. By the time Ms. I'm-too-important-to-wait-for-anything disappeared completely from my sight, I was already finished. And the next register, is right across from mine in the Juniors department; and judging by the direction she was storming off to, she was going to the one that's on the opposite side of the floor. Time saving fail. :D

And I still can't believe they made me handle the entire department all by myself for three and a half hours. What were they thinking?? That was the perfect recipe for disaster. D: However, I showed them how much win I have. :D *flexflex*

Determination, I has it.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

I Am Kira

Based on a true story.

SRSLY U GAIZ Okay, say you're shopping...you ask me to hold the items you plan on purchasing while you go off and plan to return with a card to pay with or whatever. Say you come back and find that your stuff has gotten mixed up in the recovery rack. Okay, we look for your stuff and find it. No money was lost, nothing was damaged, I apologize for my mistake everything is over.

How many of you believe that despite said items are recovered, mean you're entitled to discounts and gift certificates?

Because that's exactly what happened. Bitch even demanded a manager, I thought she was going to try to get me fired. D: I felt horrible my co-workers and the manager, who were all really cool, got involved in that mess...What is it with old ladies and their sense of entitlement?! D8 With the way she was acting, you'd think I just set her house on fire. Let's all calm the fuck down and come back to when life was all fuckin' sunshine and damn butterflies~ :)